Hat of Hats

This fine top hat is stitched with Dreaming planarite, and produces dreamlike duplicates of apparel and critters.

While you are wearing the hat:

* This self-repairing hat shifts its size, design, coloration, cleanliness, and position on your head according to your precise thoughts and wishes. If you daydream, the hat might also shift to match your drifting thoughts. The hat can never fall off or be knocked off unless otherwise noted. Even if the hat is a comically miniature top hat resting precariously on the side of your head during a gale, it will not fall off.

* As an action, you can pull a mundane set of clothing and accessories from the hat, sized perfectly for you. The outfit cannot be worth more than 30 gp, and it cannot include accessories as precise as an identifying medal or badge. The outfit lasts until another set is pulled from the hat.

* As an action, you can pull a Tiny creature of bestial intellect from the hat. It obeys your telepathic commands, but will never fight for you. The creature vanishes after 1 minute or when it is reduced to 0 hit points. This property can be used no more than once per hour.